Your moustache mishaps solved…
Dear Ellis,
This isn’t actually about my moustache, it’s about my girlfriends. She has one – not a major one, granted, but it is there. She used to bleach it but she says that as it gets colder, the skin around her upper lip gets more sensitive and the bleaching process hurts more. I don’t want to be a macho dick but I don’t like it – would it be rude to ask her to somehow get rid of it? It’s gross and embarrasing.
Jack
Categories: Ask Ellis
Tagged: girls and moustaches, girls with moustaches, help my girlfriend has a moustache, men against moustaches, moustache problems, to bleach or not to bleach, what to do if your girlfriend has a moustache, women against moustaches
In a worrying development we recently came across a Facebook group called ‘Women Against Moustaches’.
Their mission statement reads: “If you appreciate classical beauty and want men to stay handsome – say no to moustache!”
They put a picture of Michelangelo’s David up as an example of the kinda guy they’re after. The ideal candidate should then be stacked, naked and, as he’s made of stone, the perfect listener.
So far they’ve got about 8 fans – including us, but we just joined to keep tabs on them.
Categories: Stuff we found
Tagged: Facebook, michelangelo, women against moustaches
